Mick, Jesse, and Taylor are joined by special guest Danny Henry to watch 1996's Santa With Muscles, starring Hulk Hogan and, for some reason, a very young Mila Kunis. We are also pleased to announce our new theme song, written and performed by Danny Henry (who is real).
CHRISTMAS-THEMED "I'M GONNA BEAT YOU UP" PUNS/ ONE-LINERS
SANTA WILL NOT GO TO PRISON
ENDS WITH A NICE FAMILY CHRISTMAS DINNER
NEEDS MORE WRESTLING
ANOTHER WRESTLER WILL APPEAR FOR CAMEO (MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE)
IT WILL SNOW AT THE END EVEN THOUGH IT'S IN CALIFORNIA
SCIENTIST IS EVIL BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T GET PRESENTS AS A KID
THERE WILL BE CGI INTRO CREDITS THAT HURT TO WATCH
THE CHILDREN WILL HAVE A TON OF ONE-LINERS
THIS MOVIE PUT ME IN A SLEEPER HOLD.
TOO MANY PUNS
MULTIPLE HEAD BONKAGE
CHRISTMAS WILL ONLY BE PERIPHERAL TO THE STORY
HULK HOGAN DOESN'T STOP BEING SANTA
THE "EVIL PLOT" WILL MAKE NO SENSE AND WOULD BE EASILY ACCOMPLISHED THROUGH MURDER.
THIS MOVIE PUT ME IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
HULK HOGAN ENDS UP WITH THE MAIN KID'S MOM
BLACK MAN ONLY SAYS STEREOTYPICAL RACIST THINGS
CLINT HOWARD GETS REALLY HURT
HULK HOGAN MEETS THE REAL SANTA
ONE SCIENTIST IS GOOD